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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

HI HI HI HI HI MOO IS SO UGLY!!! YUP YUP YUP!!!

How to make a Moo
Ingredients:
50 parts ugly
1 part silliness
30 parts stupid
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Then Bake it 150C for 20 hours.

How to make a Joycie Poo
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
1 part ambition
5 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

How to make a Sardina
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
1 part courage
5 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness